Ok, so we all have seen the Comic Con pics...but, I can stop thinking about them...in particular the ones of KStew.
Now, I know she isn't a glamour girl, likes to dress punkly (my term, leave me alone) and whatever, not knocking her clothes (right now at least) But, I mean something has to be done about her hair.
And yes, I know she is playing Joan Jett right now, so her hair is required to be a FUGLY mullet...whatev. But COME ON...it doesn't have to be so Fugly!
But most importantly, I wanna know who is letting her make very PUBLIC appearances looking like this?!
Now, I know she isn't a glamour girl, likes to dress punkly (my term, leave me alone) and whatever, not knocking her clothes (right now at least) But, I mean something has to be done about her hair.
And yes, I know she is playing Joan Jett right now, so her hair is required to be a FUGLY mullet...whatev. But COME ON...it doesn't have to be so Fugly!
But most importantly, I wanna know who is letting her make very PUBLIC appearances looking like this?!
So KStew...in order to help you, I have compiled a list of things you may want to look into:
Number 1:
Number 1:
Please, at the very least run one of these through that mane!
Number 2:
This is what we use to wash our hair...try this kind, it smells nicey!
Number 3:
This is a hair straightener, it should be your BFF...and look this one even has little skulls on it...awww how punkly!
Number 4:
A Mirror
Number 4:
A Mirror
Because there is no way in HELL you are currently looking into one!
My Evidence?:
'Nuff Said!
Number 5:
Apparently you don't have time to wash, let alone fix your hair... so I am begging you, at least put a hair tie in it! Here is what they look like:
Hell, I would even settle for the GAWD-Awful 80's Scrunchy
(desperate times call for desperate measures!)
Or I even found you these little skull clippys!
Number 6:
Sorry, but your hands can't hide that hair!
So I would even consider letting you get away with borrowing a Trailerific Trucker Hat from Britney:
(desperate times people!)
KStew: Shit...maybe I should look into some of those things!
Thank you so much for talking about this.
ReplyDeleteI have barfed in my mouth numerous times looking at these pics.
Her.Hair.Is.Hideous.
The.End.
At no time do I look at her & think, "Wow, she looks just like Joan Jett!"
It saddens me to think that she thinks it is ok to get out of bed & actually leave her house looking like that!
Surely, Rob is TURNED OFF by her now (if he ever even was.....)
Mrs.Robward
Stacy
P.S. I have a Blog that I named but never started, called "My TwiLife Robsession", coincidence?