Rob: As Defined by the Urban Dictionary

So, the lovely Betty of Betti. Music. Twilight turned me on to Urban Dictionary and it is a RIOT! I have been playing around on there learning all sorts of stuff...I even got all cultural and signed up for the urban word of the day email...(leave me alone, it's culture to me).

Anyway, I have learned a lot about Rob from the Urban Dic! When you type Robert Pattinson in the look up tab, here is what you have to choose from:

robert pattinson twilight edward cullen stephenie meyer bella swan vampire pattinson rpattz kristen stewart sexy robert harry potter new moon breaking dawn edward cedric diggory eclipse cullen spunk ransom jacob black stephanie meyer sex bomb movie love rpatz rob pattinson twitard vampires hot tom sturridge twihard robsex fuckhot robward cullenson carlisle cullen fangirls twilight movie god rob twilighters alice cullen twilighter sex ugly bromance robsessed actor obsessive unf stewart perfection

Here was one definition of Rob:

Robert Pattinson
My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.
Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth.

Some of the describers piqued my curiosity:

edward
Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

Fuckhot
Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight...so fucking hot a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)
Goddamnit that Robward Cullenson is just fuckhot, there is no other word to describe him! UNF!

Robsex
Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight, so sexy a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)
phhwoooar that boy Robert Pattinson is sex on legs, we need a new word for how sexy he is!...and Robsex was born

hot hobo love
The bromance between actors Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge
RPattz and TomStu were out drinking again, showing the cameras some hot hobo love.

sex on legs
(adj.) phrase used in describing famous actor Rob Pattinson due to his orgasmic affect on women worldwide
Damn, that guy is sex on legs!

And to prove I haven't lost my sense of humor:

rpatz
the name of the homeless guy who chain smokes in the parking lot of trader joes on santa monica blvd in west hollywood. bears a stunning resemblance to zac efron's evil twin.

a)i had lunch at fred segal and was walking back to my hotel and i saw a really cute homeless guy lurking lurkily by that marc jacobs poster of daisy lowe practically in her nuddy pants. must have been rpatz, judging by the fact that traffic was backed up to lacienega. (BAHAHAHAH)

Vampire
Something that does not sparkle. {teehee}
Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.

(Srsly, Did The Hubster write this one?) Ok, now I am putting my foot down...does this look like a fairy to you?