Dummies' Guide to The New Twilight Movie; Robert Pattinson a.k.a. Pure Sex

Newsweek's Pop Vox blogger Isia Jasiewicz created the Dummies' Guide to the New Twilight Movie. It is a pretty good read! Here is a bit of it:

In case you're a rare surviving specimen of the endangered species known as the "non-Twilight fan," here's a quick guide to the (supernaturally attractive) cast of New Moon. Trust us, if you stare at their pictures for long enough, you're bound to become another squealer.

Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): With that snowy white skin and those dark, mysterious eyes, it's no wonder that Bella's blood is Edward's "personal brand of heroin." So if those real-life romance rumors turn out to be true, it really shouldn't come as much of a surprise.

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen): a.k.a. pure sex. (PURE SEX...GOOD ONE BAHAHAHA) Asking a girl if she thinks Robert Pattinson is hot is like asking if the pope's a Catholic. The brooding British hottie has been known to cause epidemics of teenage girls swooning in movie theaters ever since he took to the big screen as the tragic hero Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black): Poor Jacob Black. Bella's best guy friend (who also just happens to be a werewolf ... go figure) has always had a thing for her, but she's too busy chasing after vampires to care. In New Moon, though, Jacob and Bella grow closer ... and, despite Edward's overwhelming hotness, you almost can't blame her. It must be tough playing second fiddle to Rob (Face of a God) Pattinson, but Lautner holds his own, with that sexy dark skin and buff upper body.

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